"Bart on the Road" is the twentieth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season.
After the airline lets Skinner change his ticket to Hong Kong from Friday to Saturday, from aisle seat to center seat and without the kosher meal only with a fee of 7,830 $ (which he couldn't afford), he thinks that he can't close the school one day early just to suit his vacation, he decides to promote a go to work with your parents day on the Friday before spring break. Bart very reluctantly goes to the DMV with Patty and Selma because he wanted to see women at work (his first choice was staying at home with Marge, until Marge reads the "Go to Work with Your Parents Day" form that notes that students can't list their parent's occupation as "homemaker" because "...it is not real work. That's why you don't get paid for it!"), Lisa goes to the nuclear power plant with Homer, Milhouse discovers the exciting world of crackers, and Martin makes money in the futures market, though he immediately loses most of the money on the market as well.
At the DMV, Bart makes himself a fake driver's license after Selma leaves the license-making machine on following her session with Cletus. He, Nelson, and Milhouse look for a way to use it, so they decide to use Martin's money to rent a car and go on a road trip. As a cover story, Bart, Milhouse and Martin tell their parents that they have been selected by their school to attend the "National Grammar Rodeo" in Canada, although Lisa is not fooled by Bart's flimsy story. Nelson just flat out tells his mother that he's leaving for the week as he leaves his broken-down shack.
Instead, they go out joyriding, but soon stop to determine their destination after losing their way through a cornfield. Finding an old brochure they decide to go to the World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee. But first Nelson makes them stop in Branson, Missouri (Bart: "My dad says it's like Vegas... if it were run by Ned Flanders"), where he can see his hero, Andy Williams.
Back in Springfield, Homer asks if Lisa would like to come spend her spring break at work with him, and she enjoys herself there. Meanwhile, Marge becomes bored at home. Finding out that the World's Fair has ended many years earlier (the Knoxville World's Fair was held in 1982, nearly 14 years before the episode originally aired), and the aging Sunsphere has been turned into a wig shop, Bart and company do not find Knoxville that exciting, especially when Nelson throws a rock, toppling the Sunsphere, which then wrecks the car. They are stranded with no money and no car, nobody knows where they are, and they cannot tell their parents.
Bart calls Lisa and tells her the truth, confirming her earlier suspicions, and she tells him to become a courier. He does and is able to travel free of charge, such as to Hong Kong to deliver eyeballs (and where he is seen by Skinner), while his friends remain in Tennessee. Bart tells Lisa that she needs to have somebody ship something large to Springfield. Lisa tells Homer, who is very upset and expresses his displeasure by excusing himself before donning one of the plant's safety helmets and letting loose a stream of muffled curses that fog up the visor. After venting his fury, Homer says that as soon as Bart comes home, he will murder him, but Lisa talks him out of it. He then orders the plant a new nuclear console from the Oak Ridge Nuclear Facility in a crate. Bart forces Nelson, Milhouse, and Martin to get in the crate while flying home, and everyone knows about the trip except Marge.
At night in her bed Marge receives a call from Skinner asking if Bart traveled to Hong Kong, a call asking whether her son's car was abandoned in Knoxville, and a call inquiring about Bart's availability to deliver a human kidney in Amsterdam.
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