"The Boys of Bummer" is the eighteenth episode of The Simpsons' eighteenth season, which originally aired on April 29, 2007. It was written by Michael Price and was the first episode to be directed by Rob Oliver.
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As the episode starts, the Simpsons are at a baseball game, and Bart catches a fly ball, pushing the Springfield Isotots into the championships. The next day, Marge is shopping at a department store, but Homer is tired and can not find a place to sit, so he lies down on a mattress and ends up falling asleep. However, when he wakes up, everybody is staring at him, so he gets up and exclaims his love for the mattress and manages to sell five; he is promptly hired as a mattress salesman.
Springfield is playing Shelbyville in the championship, and is leading 5-2 in the bottom of the ninth with two outs, but Shelbyville has the bases loaded. When their batter hits the ball that could decide the game, it heads towards Bart. He drops a pop up and fails to pick it up, allowing all four runners to score, giving Shelbyville the 6-5 victory. The crowd turns against Bart. Bart is totally humiliated and is now the town pariah.
At Homer's new job, he assists Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. The Lovejoys approaches him with a sex problem, so Homer sells them a new mattress called The Snugglux by Matrimonium. The Lovejoys buy it, but return it to the Simpson home next day, their problem unimproved. As Homer is writing them a refund check, the Lovejoys make out on Homer and Marge's mattress, and trade their new mattress for it. That night, when Homer and Marge are unsuccessfully trying to have sex, Homer admits he traded their mattress. Also that he spent the money they kept in it on a chain originally made for Elvis (but rejected by Elvis as too tacky). The next day, Timothy and Helen Lovejoy are both singing joyfully and giggling at the Church.
Bart's humiliation goes on as Bill and Marty tell everyone on the radio, and Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney sung a song about it. The town continues to mock Bart for losing the game. Lisa tries to cheer him up by taking to see an old baseball star (Joe Le Boot) who dropped a fly ball and still grew up to be rich and famous. Bart feels worse after the baseball player learns who he is and makes everybody in the building boo him and Bart starts to cry because he is hurt, much to Lisa's shock. The next morning Springfield awakes to find a deranged Bart has spray-painted "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on everything in town (including a passed-out Barney). He attempts suicide by falling off the water tower on which he has painted "I hate Bart Simpson."
He is revived by Dr. Hibbert. Marge sees an angry mob outside chanting "Bart Sucks". Finally fed up with all the abuse poured onto Bart, she walks out to them and angrily tells them off for mocking Bart's "boo-boo", telling them they should be ashamed of themselves for the way they have treated Bart, indicating the billboard labelling Springfield "Meanest City in America". Feeling guilty, the entire town apologizes to Bart for hurting him and agrees to restage the game. After 78 tries (some flying into orbit, some stolen by Homer, one where Moe ran naked on the field), Bart catches the ball, winning the game. Homer and Marge sneak in to the Lovejoys' home to steal back their mattress, but the Lovejoys return and excitedly rush up to bed. Reverend Lovejoy solves the problem Solomon-style – he cuts the mattress in half diagonally. Homer convinces Marge to drive behind a billboard where they have sex, just as they did on their honeymoon – complete with the same bum watching them.
Sixty years later, Milhouse nearly lets it slip to Bart that the game was faked to make up for his lack of talent. The episode ends with the ghosts of Homer and Marge watching Bart taunt Milhouse and voicing their disappointment, and Homer attempts to talk Marge in to having ghost sex with him, only for Marge to tell him that it is just not the same as when they were alive, though she still moans.
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