User:Blofeld of SPECTRE

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I try to emulate the musicianship of one of the world's greatest guitarists, Satriani
My kitty say hello Mr Bigglesworth Main page A-Z index
My kitty say hello Mr Bigglesworth Main page A-Z index
My beautiful Fender guitars and 100 watt mega Marshall amp and stereo which I love dearly. Blofeld is a rock star in the making
My beautiful Fender guitars and 100 watt mega Marshall amp and stereo which I love dearly. Blofeld is a rock star in the making
Blofeld
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Arming the laser -I know no phases
Arming the laser -I know no phases

" Ahh I've been expecting you Meester...?" You were supposed to be assassinated in Hong Kong by Number Three. This organization does not tolerate failure -he will be eliminated. Hear my evil laugh here. For mini Blofeld's laugh which is even more evil click here. Welcome to my underground volcano base somewhere in deepermost Japan. It was purchased from Emperor Hirohito at the astronomical cost of $1 million in the summer of 1966. My name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld of the evil terrorist organization SPECTRE. I was born in Bruges, Belgium in 1908 although I sound like I'm from Budapest with a plank shoved up my ass. I'm bald with a deep scar on my face caused by my kitty Mr Bigglesworth getting ratty as nobody would throw him a frigging bone. According to this Baldy is "Number 1" contributor to english wikipedia. Give his head a polish and congratulate him or give his kitty a nice hamper full of Whiskas. Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion is my business.

$ 1 million dollars this cost me. I purchased it from Hirohito in the summer of 1966
$ 1 million dollars this cost me. I purchased it from Hirohito in the summer of 1966
My mountain retreat in the Swiss Alps '69 On Her Majesty's Secret Service
My mountain retreat in the Swiss Alps '69 On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Minime you complete me. Who is gonna take over the world when I die?
Minime you complete me. Who is gonna take over the world when I die?
Minime after too many pork pies
Minime after too many pork pies
The English Wikipedia has 2,573,779 articles.
Blofeld the Bald thinks of Wikipedia as a Global Empire in which the greater the number and detail of articles and sources brings us closer to World Domination . This organization does not tolerate failure.
This user has significantly contributed to 6 featured articles.
This user has written or significantly contributed to 40 good articles on Wikipedia.
This user is proud to be British.
This user lives in
Cymru.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 149.
This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.
This user is a member of WikiProject Finland
WikiProject Films This user is a member of WikiProject Films.
WikiProject Film biography This user is a member of WikiProject Actors and Filmmakers.
This user is a member of WikiProject Tibet.
This user is a member of WikiProject Thailand.
This user is a member of WikiProject Hungarian arts and culture.
This user is a member of WikiProject African Protected areas.
This user is a member of WikiProject Myanmar (Burma).
This user is a member of WikiProject Cambodia, interested in Khmer history.
' This user is a member of WikiProject James Bond.
This user works on articles related to Italian cinema.

This user loves Western films including those of the pasta variety
This user is a member of the WikiProject Indian cinema.

This user loves Hong Kong action/ martial arts films.
This user works on articles related to the Arts including paintings, sculptors, architecture,literature, poetry and biographies.
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The World is mine'


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PERSONAL PROFILE

PERSONAL PROFILE
This user is from Wales but does not speak much Cymraeg!
This user is from Wales but does not speak much Cymraeg!
I'll leave it to you to imagine what my bald head looks like. "Now where's my kitty run off to?"
I'll leave it to you to imagine what my bald head looks like. "Now where's my kitty run off to?"
  • Name: Ernst Stavro "James" Blofeld
  • Age: 25 (May 1983)
  • Gender: male
  • Location: Barry, Wales
  • Degree: Bachelor of Science (Bsc) Geography
  • Hobbies/Interests:Surfing, golf, swimming, weight lifting, rowing, chess, guitar and piano, melodic rock music, film, world geography, travelling, reading travel books and space exploration/astronomy
  • Dislikes Rude people, Japanese manga and chain smokers
  • Vices Beautiful women, chocolate, cheeses and jelly babies
This user's favourite subject is Geography.
gtr-3 This user is an advanced guitarist.
The local Porthkerry Park with view of the Porthkerry viaduct in my home of Barry, Wales
The local Porthkerry Park with view of the Porthkerry viaduct in my home of Barry, Wales
This user plays the guitar.
This user plays the piano.
This user enjoys chess.
This user is a surfer.
This user is addicted to traveling.
This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.
BJ
This user is livin' on a prayer.





Oh yeah lets remind us first how huge wikipedia is. Each book contains 1,600,000 words:

840 volumes


                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
                                       
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Tibet is a place I dream about. CHeck out [1] one big monent of serentiy -possibly the most peaceful thing I've ever seen -its for meditation
Tibet is a place I dream about. CHeck out [1] one big monent of serentiy -possibly the most peaceful thing I've ever seen -its for meditation
The number one place I'd love to have a house at except living in Hawaii -Takshang Monastery in upper Bhutan - that would make for one of the greatest houses ever!
The number one place I'd love to have a house at except living in Hawaii -Takshang Monastery in upper Bhutan - that would make for one of the greatest houses ever!
Tibetan plateau
Tibetan plateau

"Wikipedia is about the decentralization of information; it's about the democratization of fact gathering and fact reporting. That's a wonderful phenomenon in the world of information and media"

I strongly believe wikipedia through the internet is one of the greatest breakthroughs of information services in the history of mankind. Previously inaccessible information can now transcend across national borders in seconds, from localites uniting as one. I strongly believe this is why the mainstream media has criticised it because they fear the decentralization and decommercialization of knowledge by us. The potential of wikipedia is astounding, as millions contribute and build something together never seen before in history the higher our site rates in the top search engines such as google with the result that more and more people reach us . They then see the potential of it and start contributing and thus wikipedias grows in leaps and bounds. Many commentators have argued that in the future wikipedia has the potential the become the dominant internet website with many sites linking to us so lets build this as a work of art and show what we can achieve!!!! For me it is the greatest task of decentralization of all time. Information from every single local library and research institute around the world should be processed and written into wikipedia from Poland to the Solomon Islands to eventually create the "sum of all knowledge".

This guy is my inspiration. The genius that is Leonardo da Vinci. I try to succeed across most fields but nobody is ever going to be as multi- talented as this guy was!!! One of the greatest men who ever lived
This guy is my inspiration. The genius that is Leonardo da Vinci. I try to succeed across most fields but nobody is ever going to be as multi- talented as this guy was!!! One of the greatest men who ever lived

FILMS AND ACTORS

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Iguaçu

Wikipedia is missing a vast quantity of older films and foreign films and actors which I will be aiming to set out and start. I am responsible for proposing and creating the Wikipedia:WikiProject Actors and Filmmakers project of WP biography.

Cinema of the
United States


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One of my main achievements on wikipedia is compiling a list of films by country for WikiProject Film onto wikipedia (see below). I began working extensively on films of the Cinema of Argentina and aim to complete the full cinema history for every country. In turn as films are added missing notable actors and actresses and film directors will be added to wikipedia. At present my main work on film is on compiling the history of American movies see right List of American films(help is needed!!) , List of British films and all other world lists, but it will become a superb film resource eventually.

I have created many film and cinema bio articles from all across the world. A tiny example or my film articles which I have created or worked extensively on include The Maltese Falcon (1941 film) , Seven Years in Tibet (1997 film), Casino Royale (2006 film), The Man with the Golden Gun (film), Joymati, Uttara (film), The Temptress and Torrent. My main aim on wikipedia is to not only fill in all the missing articles but to try to turn all stubs into decent articles. I strongly beleive that turning 10 stub articles quickly into quality articles is more benefiicial than working on just one film which is already of a B or GA status to FA. There are far too many stubs and I bleeive this project will only begin to become greatly respected when most links display full length knowledgable articles. Some time I aim to add all the John Wayne films at the very least- him being one of my favourite actors along with Mr Clint Eastwood and Steven Seagal.

I am very interested in films of the classical Golden Age of Hollywood - particularly the 1930s and 1940s and am also going through all the classic actor and director filmographies gradually and adding or standardizing all the articles on the films and actors.

One of my pet hates however in film or related culture is Japanese manga. I can't stand it!!!! I love historical and other Japanese culture but certainly not manga!! Featured articles I have contributed - Abbas Kiarostami, Casino Royale (2006 film) also Deforestation in Brazil etc



Latin America and Spanish translation

Starting in July 2008 I have begun working extensively on Latin America starting with Central American countries such as Mexico, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua. I have added templates and info to many of the municipalities as a working progress and I will be aiming to translate many articles from spanish wikipedias.

Here is a selected list of articles I have either created or expanded through translation:

Chinandega, La Guerra Gaucha, La Palma, Chalatenango, University of El Salvador Apastepeque, Altamirano, Chiapas, Culture of El Salvador, Andrés de Santa María, 1811 Independence Movement, Santiago José Celis and David Joaquín Guzmán, Martín Cárdenas (botanist), Battle of Acajutla, Diego de Holgiun‎,